Love Will Tear Us Apart

adventuretimeandsuperjailrock:

If this isn’t good marketing I literally don’t want to know what is.

(via meow-sturbate)

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adventuretimeandsuperjailrock:

If this isn’t good marketing I literally don’t want to know what is.

(via meow-sturbate)

diancie:

religiousdad:

imagine paying $750 for a url then getting deleted lmao

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(via sorry)

surprisebitch:

*calls 911*

911: hello, 911, what is your emergency?

me: help!! i lost my virginity!!

911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think..

me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity !

911: ohhh! xD

me: xD

(Source: surprisebitch, via disowns)

teenscoolest:

why cant i cry money instead of tears

(via fake-mermaid)

upgraders:

*types boobies on calculator*
*jacks off*

(via asvprock)

dangerousactivity:

Avoiding spoilers on tumblr

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(via bastille)

blaze-alexander:

dopexthrone:

Want some pu$$y

Yes

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blaze-alexander:

dopexthrone:

Want some pu$$y

Yes

Same
         

(Source: femburton, via d0ntdropdead)